Shreks Menu

Check out the fantastic descriptive language in these delectable dishes at Shrek's restaurant!

 

Shrek’s Restaurant

Caterpillar salad

This meal is served with rotting cabbage leaves. It will surprise you with wild mushrooms. The caterpillars are stuffed with syrupy boogers.

                                Naomi 

Toad Mash

This divine, original dish is cooked to perfection. Spectacular mushed toad legs with the grated eyeballs sprinkled on top. Extra mashed bodies and sensational arms plus some sour baked frog and toad hair. Served steaming with a strong texture.

                                Joel

Wormy spaghetti with mudballs

Gooey wriggling red, steaming with a touch of goo salt. Brown with green goo.

                                Suzie

Spicy chicken and frog legs

Spicy chicken and frog legs is flavoured with a vinegar that is the most popular soup and most loved. It is served with crunchy frog legs to dip in lumpy swamp water. It comes with earwax and saltwater as a drink. You won’t be able to get enough!

                                Lilly

Burnt Toast with Eyeballs

The toast is brown with a strike of madness in the middle. All the eyeballs are slimy with slime drizzled down the sides of the burnt toast. It is lumpy and rainbow coloured. All our eyeballs are free range. This is a sensational dish. If you don’t like it it’s a miss-mistake. The eyeballs are steaming hot.

                                Lucy

 Dried Mudballs

Here we have a speciality of dried mudballs. They have one big nut in the middle. On the outside is chocolate. Enjoy this taste sensation.

                                Bethany

 Eyeballs and worms

Eat scrummy soft worms with soft, chewy eyeballs. Served boiling hot with extra eyeballs.

                                Izzy

 Glow worm ice cream

Glow worms covered in pig snot ice-cream sunk in a toadstool sauce. It’s cold, sour taste will make you addicted. It’s a one of a kind, freshening dish with its gross, snotty taste of gummy, syrupy surprises.

                                Alex

Mud eyeball pie

A gooey, sloppy dish with colourful eyeballs floating on dark, thick mud. Made with a spicy, lumpy rat sauce.

                                Alex

Wild toad bolognaise

This one of a kind, hand crafted dish is served with spicy eyeballs on the side. The gummy toads legs are still frolicking and this dish is as gooey as glue. Drizzled with dragon juice, you will be dumbfounded if you swallow this steaming hot bolognaise.

                                Eve

Tangy toad soup

Chilled toad with a side of mushed caterpillar. Smelly socks on grated eyeballs, crispy and tangy toad dipped in booger soup. Comes with a side of crushed butterflies on toast.

                                Halle

Rat meat salad with boogy-snot sauce with pupils and a sprinkle of rat poop

The rat meat is served nice and sticky. The booger-snot sauce is nice and gooey and as runny as wee. The rat poop is served dry, rotten and crunchy. The bread is mouldy and green. Enjoy the unique taste of this spectacular dish.

                                Rosa

 Hot frog legs pancakes

With swamp mayonnaise and oranges stuffed with spicy turkey. Comes in any colour. We keep it in the fridge for 69 years before we serve it. It is also specially served with bananas that have been licked by dogs and covered with zest and vinegar.

                                Zara

Slime Pasta

It has freshly crafted mudzerella with exquisite rotten tomato sauce. With the slimy life changing vine spaghetti with grated eyeballs. If you get thirsty we have a cup of swampacola freshly here from the five star swamp.

                                Nathan

Five hundred thousand legged chicken with one metre rat

Disgustingly delicious for a family of ten. With a toxic chicken. Five dollars for takeaway. A crunchy rat has one dollar in its body. Extremely spicy! Try if you dare.

Joseph

Eye ball stew

This is one of the kinds of the dish for you because it comes out hot and tasty with a big steam on top of it. Also it comes out with a cold slimy smoothie with  lumps on the top with a straw and hot cheese around the gooey tasty straw .

                                Harrison

 Glass souffle

The glass souffle is the sharpest souffle ever invented. It will cut and polish. Use the poop mayonnaise and put a little bit of slime on it on it. It will slice and dice. The best way to eat it is smash it to pieces!

                                Preston

Eye ball soup

Eye ball soup is very hot and spicy. It come with toed still’s. it is crunchy. It tastes like lollies.

                                Greer  

Wild pixie casserole

Wild pixie casserole is amazing. It is served with snot trapped in worms, inside pixie wings. Now with a side of swamp weed juice. This is very rare and for a limited time only.

                                Mitchell

 Ear and hair brownie

This unique ear covered brownie has a strong taste of crunchy lady bird wings and silky hair complete with a sprinkle of baby ears. If you get thirsty the drink is zombie blood.

                                Emily

Rat marshmallows

Swam marshmallows with nose blasting stinky rat head and tail dangling off the side comes with ogre dip. You will be astounded by the gross taste.

                                Alex

 

Cooked worm tails with eyeballs

The taste is very disgusting and will make you turn bright green. Watch out for the eyeballs, they are very hot. They will make your lungs so tight that you won’t be able to talk. The worm tails are very long. They will make you puke.

                                Ben

Slug eyeballs

Yummy slug eyeball dish with slimy skinny and fat frogs. It’s rotten like a compost bin the eyeball are new and  fresh. Eat up.

Sivan

Spaghetti and eyeballs

This is served with mature noodles and eyeballs and dead ants. It comes with a rotten smoothie with cockroaches and a bowl of peas and snot and worms. It smells so bad that all visitors fainted.

                                Blake

Toad soup

It’s one of a kind. It’s spicy and sweet if you want we can put crunchy toad eye balls in. It is slithered with slimy toad saliva.

                                Oskar

 Eyeball stew and ice cream

This delicious deep fried eyeball stew has a spectacular taste of chewy eyeballs and a tip of tomato relish.

                                Teisha

Eyeball soup

You should try our one of a kind delicious lovely soup. It comes with rainbow eye balls with poo on the inside coated with toenail juice. It has a spicy spectacular taste.  It has chocolate flavoured poo. It also comes with 3 choices of other spectacular foods. It is one of a kind.

                                Zac

Eyeball Soup

Is on special it is like a crunchy human. Comes with a side of  lava  bones it is a spectacular dish.

                              Sam